i hope this woman lives forever
A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.
im so confused
every teenager goes through this phase, its just puberty.
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
How not to pick up girls
Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.
The Men of Tumblr
This Caramel Slice Icecream Sundae is like healthy heaven! I could eat it forever, but then again, I could eat most things forever 🐒
To make the cashew cookie layer, blend 1 and a 1/2 frozen bananas, 1 tsp of vanilla paste, 1/2 tsp of cinnamon, and 1/2 a cup of raw cashews until smooth and creamy. To make the salted caramel layer blend 1 and a 1/2 frozen bananas, 1 tbsp of nut butter, 1/4 tsp of sea salt, and 1 tsp of maple syrup until smooth and creamy. To make the final chocolate layer, blend 1 and a 1/2 frozen bananas, 1 tbsp of cacao powder, 1 tsp of maple syrup, and a sprinkle of sea salt until smooth and creamy. Layer all three flavours in a jar or bowl, and top with raw vegan caramel slice from @drlibby 🌿
I would cut the recipe in half… but omg yum!
The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]